After years away, and alot of searching, the original DJ Mouse and MC Wilko have finally found the site they created, many moons ago. And DJ Mouse laughed so hard when he read it all. Clearly must have moved on to more 'sophisticated' music at some point, yet some of the lyrics were hilarious and 'a la la mouse' has been done extreme bad justice without the actual drum and guitar sounds! Its a cult classic... anyways, in this golden age of facebook and myspace, DJ thought 'why not add to this page - its jokes!!'

Emo/Screamo: The Used, Evaline, Funeral For A friend, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Cute Is What We Aim For, Coheed And Cambria, Thrice, Finch, My Chemical Romance, Anberlin, Emery, Underoath

Hip-Hop: Dr. Dre, Hood Surgeon, The Streets, Plan B, Gang Starr, Gym Class Heroes, 2Pac, Biggie, The Game, Busta Rhynmes, Snoop Dogg, Nas, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Eminem, Ludacris, T.I., Dizzee Rascal, Roots Manuva, The Mitchell Brothers, Phi Life Cypher, Skinnyman

Indie: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, We Are Scientists, Ian Brown, The Stone Roses, Oasis, The Kooks, The Killers, Kasabian, Get Cape. Where Cape. Fly, The Arctic Monkeys, The Automatic, Ocean Colour Scene, Reef, The Verve, The Strokes, Maximo Park, Bromheads Jacket

Rock: Lostprophets, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Billy Talent, Biffy Clyro, Lit, Third Eye Blind, Rage Against The Machine, The Vines, Placebo, InMe, Nirvana, RHCP, Hell Is For Heroes, HIM

Everything else: The Prodigy, No Use For A Name, Something Corporate, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, The Ataris, Saves The Day, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Pendulum, Hype, Damian Marley, Manu Chao, Squarepusher, Bullet For My Valentine, Trivium, System Of A Down, Killswitch Enagage, Head Automatica, Beach Boys

I don't no where this picture came from but i thinks its the era where finch and that 'screamo' scene had just starting coming out so DJ mustv been bout 17 at the oldest. but what is that freaky light effect all about? like it.

Watch these films

Truman Show, The Crow, La Haine, City Of God, Training Day, Fight Club, Happy Gilmore, Van Wilder, Battle Royale, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Last Samurai, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Some Like It Hot, American Pie, Lord Of The Rings, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction

Bored? Watch some good TV...

Lost, 24, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, King Of The Hill, Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Eastenders, Match Of The Day, Peep Show, The Office, Extras, anything by Ricky Gervais really, Fawlty Towers, Have I Got New For You, Friends, Entourage, The OC, Heroes

This picture explains a bit about what DJ has been doing over the last few years... but not anymore!